• Bendy Goose
• Mendy Goose
• Stretchy Goose
• Mother Goose
• Other Goose
• Baron von Honkinstein III
• Bungle, George & Zippy (off Rainbow)
• Sir Honkalot
  
• Tux
• A two-metre-tall German dalek called Ralf

They keep sneaking into my house, moving things around, crashing my computers and eating my food when I am not looking. Worse, Ralf has developed a partiicular penchant for early Kraftwerk and obscure Hungarian prog rock, which can be really irritating sometimes. And he has just learnt how to fly. I didn't know daleks could do that. Umm, I better ask the doctor for some more of those tablets I suppose. Otherwise they will all want GarfNet web pages. Oh bugger - seems they already do.

Ah well, more information will follow when the effect of the tablets wears off.