They're busy in the labs testing this and that,
Sticking a bit of fibre optic to a bit of rat,
They're curious to know how the universe works,
But I think science is just for jerks.
Solomon Grundy was born on Monday,
That is all you need to know,
Solomon Grundy was born on Monday,
There's a little bit of ebb and a little bit of flow.
We're running out of time in the human race,
Burning up the earth to get to space,
Suffocating is just like being drowned,
So I keep my feet on the ground.
Solomon Grundy was buried on Sunday,
That is all you need to know.
Solomon Grundy was buried on Sunday,
There's a little bit of ebb and a little bit of flow.
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