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That poor old Diana - Princess of Wales, or what ever she will call herself. She says she doesn't regret marrying Charles.
I bet she doesn't!
She'll come out of her marriage with a huge fortune AND a job for life. Not bad for a children's nanny! Our queen of hearts is onto a pretty good screw if you ask me. Isn't it great to see public money spent so wisely!
She reckons she just wants to love everybody...
Well, she sure ain't queen of my heart, I can tell you! To think, we have a lifetime watching her on TV, simpering over unsuspecting accident victims as they lie half-conscious in their hospital beds, unable to escape from her sickly, media-enhanced sympathy. Ugh!
I reckon King Henry VIII had the right idea! OFF WITH HER HEAD!
