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		<title>Nowhere, Absolutely Nowhere &#8211; my new record is out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160; Actually it&#8217;s a bit crap really. In fact, you&#8217;d almost certainly prefer to listen to something else. But all my imaginary friends like it. In fact quite a few of them make guest appearances on the record. And I released it just in time for Christmas! Honk! Honk!]]></description>
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		<title>Global political and economic theory explained by two cows&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Variants of this have been doing the rounds for some years now. This is my updated version, especially for all those good, quiet, little geese out there in Internetland who are permanently baffled by human politics &#038; economics&#8230; Socialism You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. Communism You have 2 cows. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A small accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a small car accident the other day. I drove the goosemobile into the back of someone else&#8217;s car at some traffic lights. Little bloke, less than one metre tall got out of the other car, banged on my window and shouted, &#8220;I&#8217;M NOT HAPPY!&#8221; I wound down the window, looked down at him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glad it&#8217;s all over</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well thank goodness it is all over. England lost. No surprises there. No more stupid flag-waving and chanting (at least for a while). Hopefully the disgraceful behaviour of its fans will now subside into a more mundane and dreary level of chavdom and petty crime. The fact that England (or &#8220;Engerland&#8221; as it is called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bushwacked</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following futher concerns from health experts about the global spread of bird flu, United States president George Bush has just announced drastic measures. Tomorrow morning, the US Airforce will start bombing the Canary Islands.]]></description>
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		<title>Lightbulb joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[question] How many surealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb? [answer] A lemon.]]></description>
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		<title>NHS Boat Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This fairy tale was sent to me for publication. It&#8217;s sender asked to remain anonymous&#8230; Once upon a time it was resolved to have a boat race between a Japanese team and a team representing the British National Health Service (NHS). Both teams practised long and hard to reach their peak performance. On the day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A matter of record</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 09:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, &#8220;I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.&#8221; Tom Thumb said, &#8220;I must be the smallest person in the world.&#8221; Quasimodo said, &#8220;I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.&#8221; They all decided to [...]]]></description>
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