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	<description>Beaking sensibly for all good, quiet little geese everywhere...</description>
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		<title>Nowhere, Absolutely Nowhere &#8211; my new record is out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160; Actually it&#8217;s a bit crap really. In fact, you&#8217;d almost certainly prefer to listen to something else. But all my imaginary friends like it. In fact quite a few of them make guest appearances on the record. And I released it just in time for Christmas! Honk! Honk!]]></description>
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		<title>Global political and economic theory explained by two cows&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Variants of this have been doing the rounds for some years now. This is my updated version, especially for all those good, quiet, little geese out there in Internetland who are permanently baffled by human politics &#038; economics&#8230; Socialism You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. Communism You have 2 cows. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter from America</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend in New Jersey sent me this. I always thought Republicans were such sweet guys! Ah well, read on&#8230; You know you&#8217;re Republican when&#8230; Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush&#8217;s daddy made war on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bushwacked</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following futher concerns from health experts about the global spread of bird flu, United States president George Bush has just announced drastic measures. Tomorrow morning, the US Airforce will start bombing the Canary Islands.]]></description>
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		<title>Hurricanes hit Southampton</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A major category 2 hurricane called Shazza hit Southampton in the early hours of Tuedsay afternoon The hurricane epicentre was the fashionable suburb of Shirley. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering &#8220;faaackin ell!” The hurricane decimated the area causing nearly £100 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My poem about wales</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 00:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry if this offends any Welsh people out there, but this needs be said, preferably in the style of Richard Burton reading Dylan Thomas&#8217;s Under Milkwood, on a grey wet Welsh sort of day. In fact, the inimitable Mr G actually was inspired to write this poem after spending a rainy day in Holyhead and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHS Boat Race</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This fairy tale was sent to me for publication. It&#8217;s sender asked to remain anonymous&#8230; Once upon a time it was resolved to have a boat race between a Japanese team and a team representing the British National Health Service (NHS). Both teams practised long and hard to reach their peak performance. On the day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super ENGLAND Banners going cheap!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2004 20:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New from Goose Enterprises Yes folks, everyone knows that England is crap at football and will almost certainly lose again. But you can always show your fellow motorists just what a loser you really are with these super new Goose Enterprises England banners. Fed up with not getting enough attention when you park in the [...]]]></description>
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